I was driving with my friend. We came to a red light and he sped up and whipped right through it. I started freaking out and said, “Hey man, you’re going to get us killed!” He replied “Relax, my brother drives like this.” We came to another red light and he blazed right through. “You’re going to get arrested or get us killed!” “Relax this is how my brother drives.” We came to a green light and he stops dead looking both ways. “Dude, it’s green you can go.” “Nah man, my brother might be coming the other way.” 🙂

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